YOU CAN’T FIGHT THE HOMESTUCK - Performed by Kylee Henke
Written by WalkingandDead
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[LYRICS]
John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, ascend, descend, rise up, abscond
Jade Harley, Dave Strider, They all play Sburb and end the world
Harelquin, Nanna, Bro, Mom, Dad, Youth Roll
Grandpa, Pesterchum, Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro.
Heat and Clockwork, Wind and Shade, Frost and Frogs, Light and Rain
Vagabond and Mendicant, Renegade, consorts, and denizens
Skaia, 413, Countdown to the Reckoning
Derse and Prospit, Carapaces, Pogo Hammer, Sassacre
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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious
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Jasper’s secret, Davesprite, Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines
Good dog, best friend, Jack causes many people’s end
Black Queen, Nak Nak, stuffing corpses, shoosh pap
Robot bunnies, midnight crew, hey coolkid is this you?
Lil’ Cal, babies, ecto-biology,
Apple juice, Pupa Pan, Nic Cage, City of cans
Doc scratch, Sn0wman, “I warned you bout those stairs man!”
God tiers, March drag, Who even is this douchebag?
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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious
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Exploring with Aradia, Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta
Terezi’s nuts, Karkat’s a crab, Gamzee’s got issues with his dad
Equius, Feferi, Kanaya the vampire fashion queen
She slices Eridan in half, and Vriska is a badass
Shipping charts, sick fires, all the irons in the fire
Buckets, squiddles, angels, all the Lusi get culled
Faygo, Recupercoons, Horrorterros kill you
Troll Jegus, killer clown, mobius double reach around
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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious
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Matesprits, Auspistice, Moirail, and Kismesis
Betty Crocker, ICP, dead Daves are the enemy
Green sun, Alpha-verse, Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk
UU, princely tights, Guy Fieri is the anti-christ
Captchalogue Modus, and Strife specibus
Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer
Can’t outrun what’s already here!
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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious
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Dream bubbles, Shenanigans, All who die come back again
Tick tock break heads, honk honk, scary wolf heads
Cue balls, magic dogs, the universe is a frog
Felt mob and fairies, Lord English killed Hussie
Troll cops, Thresh prince, don’t screw with the Condesce
Scale mates, rap wars, blowing up the tumor
Zillyhoo, shaving cream, echeladder, science beam
Cascade, Morse code, this fandom’s about to explode
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You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on
You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious
You can’t fight the Homestuck
Though it’s weird and random, it’s the greatest fandom
You can’t fight the Homestuck
True it’s quite outrageous, but it’s so contagious